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Plot[ edit ] At a movie theater’s restroom, Elaine , realizing she does not have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall Jami Gertz if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she “can’t spare a square. The woman returns to her seat, and is revealed as Jerry’s girlfriend, Jane. Elaine is shown returning to her seat, with her new boyfriend Tony Dan Cortese. The two women tell their dates about what had just happened. At Jerry’s apartment, Kramer walks in, asking to use Jerry’s phone. Jerry accuses Kramer of using it to call a telephone sex line. Elaine comes into the apartment, and describes to Jerry the incident that occurred at the movie theatre. Jerry realizes that the woman that Elaine was bickering for toilet paper was Jane.

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Elaine’s debut[ edit ] Unlike her three close friends, Elaine is absent from the pilot episode. Previously the female role was supposed to be Claire, the waitress at Pete’s Luncheonette played by Lee Garlington , but Monk’s Cafe replaced the luncheonette and Garlington was dropped from the role. In addition to the first episode, Elaine doesn’t appear in ” The Trip ” and therefore appears in fewer episodes than George and Jerry.

Real-life inspiration[ edit ] After it was discovered that Jerry Seinfeld once dated writer and comedian Carol Leifer , speculation grew that Elaine was based on Leifer, though that was later largely denied. Leifer, who wrote or cowrote a number of episodes for the show, has said only some elements of the backstory of the character—that she and Seinfeld had dated and have remained good friends since the relationship ended—relate to her.

We cataloged all 56 of Elaine’s boyfriends on Seinfeld in order of appearance below. Let us know your favorite by rating each of them with a star rating.

He is a recovering alcoholic and accidentally drinks vodka when Jerry misplaces a vodka-cranberry that Dick confuses with his cranberry juice. When Dick falls off the wagon and begins drinking again, he heckles Jerry at a show and is seen dragging a Christmas tree through the offices of Pendant Publishing at the end of the episode. Keith Hernandez Appears in The Boyfriend Jerry gets jealous when Elaine starts dating his new friend Keith, who he admired as a baseball player and gets jealous of Elaine when he cancels his plans with Jerry to go out with her.

Elaine is really into Keith as he regales her with stories of game 6 heroics with the Mets, but when Elaine finds out that he smokes, she decides to call it off. While at dinner Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named Eduardo Corrochio, making his name up hesitantly on the spot. Reston and wants to end it, but he has a psychosexual hold over her and will not let her leave. So she comes up with a lie that she is dating someone else and they are in love.

Reston presses her for a name she blurts out that his name is Kramer. So Reston arranges a meeting with Kramer over the phone at first, then in person, to explain the situation. She reveals that she does not like being with Dr. Reston, saying that he has a mental hold on her. She decides she wants to end the relationship but has trouble doing so because they have discussed much of her personal life during therapy.

She convinces Kramer to pretend to be her new boyfriend in order to get rid of Dr.

As Himself

It all started when Julia Louis-Dreyfus was three, she was at a dance class and somehow forgot her steps. This was funny to the people in attendance and it strangely pleased the little girl. Julia is the only Hollywood female to net three wins for three separate comedy series, which is undoubtedly a huge feat to accomplish. January 13, Zodiac Sign:

Seinfeld, “The Kiss Hello,” Episode From left to right: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, and Jason Alexander as George.

Jewish Humor Central Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that’s likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It’s also a collection of sources of Jewish humor–anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers. Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News.

Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. The best remembered roles of his career are the hot-headed Sylvester Marcus, son of Mrs. He had continued success with his stand-up comedy act that he successfully performed for over 35 years in nightclubs around the world. His award-winning one-man stage show, The Second Greatest Entertainer in the Whole Wide World, was sometimes performed with a unique opening.

When the audience entered the theater, they saw a bare stage with a pile of bricks in stage center. When the play began, Shawn emerged from the pile of bricks. The startling effect of this required complete concentration and breath control because the slightest movement of the bricks could ruin the surprise appearance. In addition to roles in more than 30 movies and seven Broadway productions, Shawn made numerous television appearances, toured often, and periodically performed a one-man show that mixed songs, sketches, and pantomime.

In this video clip of his appearance on The Johnny Carson Show hosted by Joan Rivers , Shawn does a monologue on Jews in athletics, announcing, and religion followed by a session on the interview couch with Rivers.

The Summer of George

The Andy Kaufman biopic Man on the Moon featured numerous people from Kaufman’s life as themselves, including the cast of Taxi — except for Danny DeVito, who was already playing Kaufman’s manager David Letterman , Paul Shaffer, and the Late Night with David Letterman band, re-creating Kaufman’s infamous appearance on Late Night With David Letterman with wrestler Jerry Lawler also playing himself — though filmed on the Late Show set, with no real attempt made to make anyone look younger.

Lorne Michaels, as the producer of Saturday Night Live though he wasn’t actually producer when Kaufman appeared on the show The late Miami Dolphins football team owner Joe Robbie played himself in the movie adaptation of Black Sunday in which terrorists are going to attack the Superbowl. Also, Penny Marshall as herself, directing said movie.

Maggie Cheung plays herself in Irma Vep.

Seinfeld, “The Kiss Hello,” Episode From left to right: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, and Jason Alexander as George.

Star Trek — The Enterprise Turns into a Giant Baby CBS Television Distribution Continue Reading Below Advertisement Star Trek is one of the most beloved shows of all time, and between people having Star Trek weddings, getting Star Trek tattoos, and remodeling their small, crappy apartments to look like 24th century small, crappy apartments , it’s easy to forget just how many episodes of the show were absolute shit.

But even on a show that featured space hippies, Spock’s brain getting stolen, and Captain Kirk being brainwashed into a Native American cliche, no episode can hold a tricorder to the awfulness of one proposed episode. The script, which was bought by Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry but never put into production, began with the Enterprise hitting some weird space debris that causes the ship to be possessed by the soul of a newly born baby apparently those are just floating around out there in space, which should put an interesting spin on the abortion debate.

But while the episode could have confronted controversial issues like “Does life begin at conception, or after taking control of a Galaxy-class starship? It soon starts cooing and crying, prompting Uhura to pacify it, because even though Star Trek is set in the future, it was still made in the “Women Are Only Good for Babies and Boobs” s. Seeing as there’s no giant intergalactic breast for the Enterprise to space-suckle, Uhura sings “Rock-a-Bye-Baby” to the Enterprise in what would have been a strong contender for the stupidest moment in Star Trek history.

Continue Reading Below Advertisement But not the winner. The baby ages rapidly, at first amusing itself by playing with the ship’s doors and elevators before almost killing everyone by flying toward an enticingly “pretty” sun. The baby-ship then starts talking, referring to Kirk as his father and asking as many annoying questions as real 5-year-olds. Sadly, a scene where the ship poops proton torpedoes didn’t make it into the script.

Continue Reading Below Advertisement Meanwhile, the Enterprise picks up a pair of violent criminals from a planet of sentient crocodiles, because the future is stupid.

Slut-Shaming

United States Emmy-winning comedic actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus has announced she is battling breast cancer and highlighted the case for universal healthcare. Today, I’m the one,” in a short post on her social media platforms. Sam Mircovich She did not give any further details of her health status. Time Warner’s HBO network said Louis-Dreyfus received the diagnosis a day after the Emmy Awards earlier this month , where she won a record sixth consecutive Emmy for comedy actress for her role as Meyer.

For decades, I thought Tony Randall was gay, but it turns out he was straighter than the Stanford Linear Accelerator. I always suspected Henry Fonda, being that he spent so much time with Johns Ford and Wayne, as well as Ward Bond.

That special decade really enabled people in the United States to just let lose and get silly, with some pretty ridiculous and awesome fashion trends as well as some amazing female talent. As the American fashion and pop culture continued influencing the world, these women continued changing the face of music and film, paving the way for women all over the world to rise up and find their voice.

The women featured in TV shows, films and music at the time were our crushes back then. We had posters of them inside our lockers, on top of our beds and were the inspiration for girls everywhere to look and dress like them. Did they marry and have a family? What do they look like?

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Matt Blitz 5 comments Jeremy R. Who were the richest people in history? It is also extremely hard to evaluate. There have been more than a few studies and lists that have tried to figure out who are the richest people of all time. This task has been proven to be nearly impossible.

William the Conqueror – Worth approximately $ billion dollars (in today’s dollars) There is some thought that due to the vast natural resources and the power over gold trade at the time, that King Tenkamenin of Ghana should be considered the richest man of the 11th century.

Part 1[ edit ] Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their ” nothing ” lives. George is obsessed with a potentially cancerous white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken by an actor playing Kramer , played by Larry Hankin who had actually auditioned for the role of Kramer when Seinfeld began production. The real Kramer has intestinal problems and, on his way to find a bathroom, he gets delayed by being mugged and “misses his chance” to resolve the problem, resulting in constipation.

Jerry has an audition with the new “Elaine” played by Elena Wohl , a method actress interested in being Elaine in every way, including insisting being called Elaine and even going as far as dating Jerry and breaking up with him in Part 2. Jerry points out to the real Elaine that Monk’s coffee shop appears to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she tries to get hired; when the owner turns her down, she files a report with the Equal Employment Opportunity office.

Part 2[ edit ] Rehearsals for the pilot begin. NBC executive Russell Dalrymple’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work; she tries to let him down easy by saying she can’t be in a relationship with a high-powered man and would prefer to be with someone selfless, such as a member of Greenpeace. Kramer resolves his constipation by administering himself an enema.

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